If you want to win you need to loosen up, go off-book.

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saveyourinnocence:

tastefullyoffensive:

[lizathornberry]

is this the emperor’s new groove

saveyourinnocence:

tastefullyoffensive:

[lizathornberry]

is this the emperor’s new groove

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penfucker:

Breaking News: Teenage girl does not always wear make up, let’s hair blow in wind. Sources are reporting instagram photos look different than paprazzi pictures taken without consent.

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impressionsonmymind:

Lol art history jokes are always the best.

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plumey:

Is this not the coolest cocktail shaker ever?

ace-enjolras:

I don’t think that TV and film writers have quite yet realised that “strong female character” means well written female character” and not “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me