gristol:

it pisses me off more than anything seeing games like ‘here, here’s your damn female character are y ou fucking happy now like’

wow that must have been so hard. it must have been so hard having only fucking white males for 20 fucking plus year and then being ‘forced’ to put a woman in the game. so hard. so sorry.

allthingslinguistic:

blood-and-vitriol:

notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda…

cumberbangers:

A kitten in a flower crown.

You’re welcome. (x)

(Source: cumberbangers)

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

(Source: thewinterswidow)

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

no okay but let me tell you a story

so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.

(Source: 4gifs)

nevver:

Out and about with Julien Douvier

nevver:

Out and about with Julien Douvier

neko-haru:

jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

no no you don’t understand what a good marketing scheme this is

(Source: myloish)

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

fantasticcatadventures:

the real nyan cat

this cat knows the secret to life but he doesn’t think we deserve it. look at that grim face.

"I can’t save these people"

(Source: cutekittensarefun)

slipandstumble:

heatherbat:

ineedmasculism:

kajiraraven:

mr-cappadocia:

I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.

So you don’t believe women exist?

Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.  

Somebody get him some ice.

okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.

10/10

(Source: mr-cappadocia-archives)

The Original Broadway Cast of Wicked
starring Idina Menzel & Kristin Chenoweth

(Source: idinmenzel)

  • friend: says something that vaguely references song lyric
  • me: PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG

ineedmasculism:

dajo42:

"i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me"

well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you

Um, misandry! Wow those women need to get back in line and stop liking assholes. And how date you release birds and bees on me? HATEFUL MISANDRISTS!!!